Get ready to wow your honey with this Plant-Based Aphrodisiac menu complete with Sexy Fun Facts about why the ingredients are an aphrodisiac!
Go get 'em tiger :)
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Kind of boring but kind of sexy facts...
Pumpkin seeds have the highest zinc levels of all vegetarian sources. Also very high in magnesium with a whopping 152mg of magnesium in 1 ounce. Ok great Sara, there’s the boring stuff...where’s the sexy?
Sexy Fun Facts:
According to Dr. Oz, and he’s right about everything haha, magnesium helps raise testosterone levels by making sure more of it enters the blood stream. We already know why testosterone is so sassy. Now, remember that high zinc levels make us women less pissy so we can enjoy our men more sexually! Another sexy fact is that pumpkin seeds are high in omega-3 which keeps your heart healthy, and a healthy heart equals long romps in the sheets! Whoop!
Boring Scientific Facts:
The Aztecs called the avocado tree “the testicle tree” haha. Avocados contain high levels of folic acid which helps metabolize protein, B6 and potassium. This can increase male hormone production and regulate thyroid glands, two elements that increase libido in both men and women. There are 975mg of folic acid in 1 avocado or 28% your daily value. Don’t worry about the fat levels, you will burn it off later.
Sexy Fun Facts:
Due to the high levels of potassium, you can go ahead and try all those sassy moves and sexy new positions without worrying about getting a pesky cramp or pullin’ a hami! Avocados increase your testosterone levels which in turn increases your desire for sex.
I mean...do I really have to explain red wine? Drink a lot of it and BAM! You think you’re Beyonce in the love to love you baby video!
Just stay away from the edges of the bed after a lot of wine if you are going to try and be sassy like her video. You can easily fall off the bed...not that I know this from a personal experience a few years back or anything....it’s just what I heard.
Another interesting fact that might make you fall off the bed again, is that red wine contains resveratrol (another damn stumbly word) which improves circulation before and during intercourse! WooHoo!
So grab a bottle, put on a sexy little number and throw on some Beyonce and make your own damn sassy video! Seriously....get out of here and go do it....for reals...hurry it up...guys get your sassy outfits on...